08 December 2008

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

It's getting awfully close to Christmas, and I haven't written you my letter yet! I hope it isn't too late. My list is really pretty short, so hopefully you'll be able to get me the things I want. I've been a really good girl this year. ;)

1. I would like for you to make me magically lose about 20 pounds. I'm perfectly okay with not losing any more than that. I look at pictures of myself when I weighed 130 pounds, and I really did look like a crack ho.

2. If you're going to make me magically lose those 20 pounds, I'll need some new clothes. I am perfectly okay with just the basics--just so I don't have to go nekkid. That would more than likely frighten anyone who saw me.

3. I would REALLY love to have 2 or 3 house elves. Just to do laundry, clean house, cook, and some yard work. (The yard work is to keep John from having to do it all.) They would have weekends off, and they would be able to live at beautiful Smith Lake all summer long. Their summers would probably be very easy since the trailer is all of 576 sq. ft.

4. The last thing on my list isn't for me. It's for all my bloggy friends. I hope that you are able to give them everything that they want and that their Christmas holiday is perfect in every way!



Tracy said...

Awwwwwwwww number 4 on your list is just too sweet.
I'm having a grumpy night (dealing with husband's ex wife), your letter to Santa gave me an idea. I was sitting here trying to write a post for my blog without being ugly, maybe I should just write Santa and ask him for certain things for this mean ole person! haha ....

nikkicrumpet said...

Hey Trina: Can you add my name to that list and just tell Santa to double that order! Oh and how about we up the anti and he magically takes 80 pounds of for me...I hate to be greedy but a mere 20 ain't gonna do it! Love the list...it's perfect!

Anonymous said...

Hoping you and your family have a very blessed MERRY CHRISTMAS! The santa letter is so adorable!

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