It's getting awfully close to Christmas, and I haven't written you my letter yet! I hope it isn't too late. My list is really pretty short, so hopefully you'll be able to get me the things I want. I've been a really good girl this year. ;)
1. I would like for you to make me magically lose about 20 pounds. I'm perfectly okay with not losing any more than that. I look at pictures of myself when I weighed 130 pounds, and I really did look like a crack ho.
2. If you're going to make me magically lose those 20 pounds, I'll need some new clothes. I am perfectly okay with just the basics--just so I don't have to go nekkid. That would more than likely frighten anyone who saw me.
3. I would REALLY love to have 2 or 3 house elves. Just to do laundry, clean house, cook, and some yard work. (The yard work is to keep John from having to do it all.) They would have weekends off, and they would be able to live at beautiful Smith Lake all summer long. Their summers would probably be very easy since the trailer is all of 576 sq. ft.
4. The last thing on my list isn't for me. It's for all my bloggy friends. I hope that you are able to give them everything that they want and that their Christmas holiday is perfect in every way!
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