I teach. I teach English. I specifically teach British literature. I do not teach science. I especially do not teach biological sciences. (OK...short, choppy sentences are the bane of English teachers above third grade, but sometimes I just feel the need to use them, and this is one of those times.)
We are ending the first term of the year, so for my students, that means term exams. I've given one huge comprehensive exam at the end of the semester, and I've given term exams at the end of each term. I, and my students, much prefer the end-of-term exams. They are taking my exam on Thursday, so yesterday I gave them their study guides.
When they came into class today, I told them to finish working on them, and before the end of the period, we would go over their answers. As I sat at my back table finishing the essay questions from their Chaucer test, I heard one of my precious, but somewhat dingy, girls say, "What did Chaucer say about genitalia?"
Whaaaaa???? All I could do was put my head on my table and laugh. Along with everyone else who heard her. Meanwhile, she's sitting there asking why everyone was laughing at her. Finally, I looked up and said, "That refers to body parts."
She: "No, that's gender."
Another student then, very quietly, explained to her what genitalia was, to which she said, "OHHHHH! Genitals! I get it now!"
Oh, the original question was this: "What did the old woman say about gentility in 'The Pardoner's Tale'?" Gentility, NOT genitalia.
If you've read Chaucer, you know he did make references to genitalia, but we didn't read any of those works by ole Geoff.
And no, this isn't the same girl who used the word "rememberize" last week.
I do love my job, but sometimes I wonder where these kids come from.
Tomorrow is our Medieval feast. They've all signed up for a food that relates in some way to the Medieval time period, and they're going to get to watch A Knight's Tale. The food is usually pretty good. Hopefully, everyone will bring what he/she has signed up for. I did "bribe" them by telling them that they will get participation points for bringing something. Most of them want every extra point they can get, so I think we'll have plenty.
And in other news...My husband is now the proud owner of a BlackBerry! I swapped him over to my plan so we are on a family plan now. He didn't want to go with me, so I got him a Curve. So far, he has sent an email to me, and a text message and picture to Jessi. He's so cute trying to figure out everything. He just said, "Oh, I can internet now. Let me see if I can find that." (He wants to look up the Geico commercial that has the little pig going wee-wee-wee all the way home. LOL) I may have created a monster. hahaha
Only three more days until fall break. Ahhhhh!!!! I'm planning on going to visit Katy and Sam one day. I told Katy that maybe we could take Sam to the zoo, and then John and I are going to the lake for part of the week. Poppa (Sam's gone from Pop Pop to Poppa) may want to go too. :)
That's it for tonight. Have a GREAT day tomorrow!
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1 year ago
2 comments:
That is funny!
We're on fall break right now. Two whole weeks!
Hey, this was funny when you told me yesterday and evern funnier when I read it and could hear you laughing. Kids are entertaining aren't they. BTW....there is a bar and grill just outside of Roanoke on 431. They have "gooder karoake....the best thay iz." I cringe everytime I see the sign. Quick last minute question....what is a qualsper?
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